Southdale Apple Store, 6:17 PM Friday night:

I hate to stand in line at the grocery store when there are three people ahead of me, but I willingly joined a line that stretched waaaay into the Southdale courtyard to get something I could not eat, drink, sell or touch: the latest Mac operating system. Shiny! New! Sold in a box with reflective foil! Gimme gimme. If you’re a Mac user, it makes you want to go back in time to 1997, and reassure your younger self: buck up, laddie! In ten years people will be waiting in line on a weekend night for the chance to slap down cash for a new operating system! Oh, you’re just being kind, Future Me. The Mac will be gone. FEMA will use the excuse of Y2K to ram through the Mandatory Windows Act of 2000, and the Mac will be a memory. No! Trust me! Buy stock! Buy a lot of Apple stock! Now I think you are but a demon, sent to tempt me to perdition. Be gone!
I'm not sure what I would tell my past self if I had the chance to go back ten years other than "buckle up." How about you? If you could tell you previous 1997 incarnation one thing, what might it be?
Back to the present tense: When I left I saw people wandering into the store with curious expressions, wondering what all the excitement was about. It’s a slightly retooled user interface that builds on the previous one! I wanted to say. It has Stacks, dedicated workspace modules, the promise of brisker Spotlight searches, with automated backup and a total commitment to the iTunes visual-browsing paradigm!
But no. Let them experience the wonder for themselves. Also, I’d look like Optimus Dork.
We'll return this afternoon with the Saturday Mystery Building; see you then.



I thought I recognized you!
I saw a familiar face with a familiar voice walk up to the Genius Bar, point to the stack of Leopard along the wall, and say "Meow". :D
I was one of the many who were wearing certain short-sleeved black t-shirts answering questions as best we could. I wanted to come over and say hello, but it was . . . busy!
Good luck with the install and have fun with the spotted cat!