Vidcast: Ultimate Excitement

Today’s Vidcast: the Most Extreme Fun You Can Possibly Have At the Fair. Just my luck: the day I decide to do the Fair in the evening instead of the daytime, just for variety’s sake, a bull goes rogue, runs a block and brains himself on a fire hydrant. Poor guy. In any case I hope this is non-partisan enough; that was the intention. You can’t cover the Fair without covering this particular aspect. It’s my least favorite part of the event, frankly. I have as much interest in these places as the water-purifying booths.

I should note that technical problems on the camera side led to the loss of some interviews, and that really put a huge dent in the production. Such as it is. I’m beginning to suspect that an $80 camcorder might not be the ultra-dependable item I thought it would be.

I hit the Fair at six tonight, grabbed a Chicago Dog, followed it with some fries from Mike’s. That’s the cheap stand. The fries are $1.75, and you don’t get nine potatoes in a bucket. They go limp fast – but if you only want a few fries, not a feedbag, they fill the bill. I spent the evening shooting the Fair at twilight for an upcoming vidcast, and I have to thank everyone who paused or ducked when they saw the camera. It’s really quite kind, the epitome of Minnesota Nice. They might wonder why the heck this dork is taking pictures of the souvenir stand, but they defer.

I’ll tell you why I took pictures: because the signs said NO PICTURES. Some stands elaborate: they have these ugly purple pimp-hats for sale, and the sign says NO PICTURES WITH HATS. That I can understand. You want to look like Huggy Bear, you should pay. But some stands just forbid taking pictures of the merch, which is ridiculous. It’s a public place.

Isn’t it?

After all these days at the Fair, the night felt different – not the same place. Of course, it isn’t the same place. It’s ruder and rougher and drunker and louder. There’s a shift change around seven – the families start to head for the exits, and the teens pour in, mixing with the adults in Powdermilk Biscuit T-shirts who’ve come to see Keillor at the Grandstand. The bus home at nine is full of people who usually go to bed at ten; the people who get on the bus are the ones whose days are just getting rolling. But that’s another vidcast.

All in all: another perfect day. I’ll be around Saturday afternoon – hope to see you at the Official Buzz.mn Porch. Bring a tripod, if you have a spare.


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Lucky thing you caught video

Lucky thing you caught video of Ronald McDonald viciously beating that young lad. Hope you turned it over to the local authorities.


Sofa on a Stick

What kind of dipping sauce would you use for that?


Why...

...Tartan sauce, of course.

*dodges rotten veggies^


The not-so-golden arches

Did anyone else think that those half-arches on the structure that Ronald McDonald rode by looked a lot like the Golden Arches that used to be attached to "classic" McDonald's locations (and still are, on those "retro" ones)?


Do they have fire hydrants in Pamplona?

Sorry I missed you yesterday - I stopped by the porch on a number of occasions hoping to say hi, but all I saw were people signing up to win a car.

Eventually I went around front and asked one of the six people behind the Strib counter where you were. A young woman said she'd check. A few moments later she returned and said that your chair and your computer were there, but no Lileks.

She then mused it might be good if you had a little clock sign "back at 2:00 - off videoblogging".

I then counter-mused that you be outfitted with a GPS unit, then people at the Strib booth could have a computer screen indicating where at the Fair you were (hopefully it would be too imprecise to indicate you were someplace like the men's room).

Another Strib staffer counter-counter-mused that you and the Fair get fitted with an Invisible Fence setup, so you don't ever wander too far off.

We didn't start talking about thralls or quatloos after that or anything.

How does one let oneself down easy after so many days of fun at the Fair as you've had? Is there some sort of deep-fried rehab to check yourself into?


GOP > DFL

I'm not remotely Republican, but even I would rather go into the GOP booth than visit the DFL's shabby shanty. What gives?

As for actual clowns for president, I'd vote for Krusty. Seems more honest than Ronald.

Couch on a Stick, huh? Mm, I think Loveseat on a Stick tastes better; maybe I'm just missing something.

Was that you and Child™ I heard in the background when that bus pulled up?

As for camcorders, you should see if anyone has, and then borrow for next year's fair, a Thomson Viper. Make all of your shots look like Collateral or Miami Vice!

Late.


Thompson Viper

I agree that a Thompson Viper would be nice but at $2500/day rental??


Re: Thompson Viper

@ WramblnWreck: Maybe the Strib could pay for it? Anyway, don't forget the Venom FlashPak solid-state recorder for keeping your ten-minutes worth of Viper footage; it plays well with third-party apps from what I understand. Final Cut Pro, mayhaps?


Re: Re:Thompson Viper

Sentryxiii,

Is it realistic for the Strib to pay rental of $2500/day for 10-11 days (+another $10-15k rental for Venom FlashPak recorder+software+???) when they make James sit out on the back porch in an old retro aluminum lawn chair? I think not!

James needs to request a new Thompson Viper + Venom FlashPak in his budget for next year's fair. It would only be $300k +/-. The Strib can always "write it off" so there should not be any problem getting this approved by management. Plus the Venom has a Bluetooth interface so he can access it directly with his iMac laptop. The only potential problem would be, can the Viper fit on the back porch? As I have not been to the fair (1000+ mi. away) I don't know how big the porch actually is.

Wramblin' Wreck


At least a chair...

Surely they could spring for a chair with, oh..I don't know...a CUSHION? I know the budget may be tight, but really!


Invisible (Back)fence

Another Strib staffer counter-counter-mused that you and the Fair get fitted with an Invisible Fence setup, so you don't ever wander too far off.

My first thought in response to the above sentence is that the staffer must be mistaking Lileks with Jasper Dog (or perhaps the Dog-Faced Kid, who graces this page as I type). My second thought was that if they did have such a setup, it should be called the Invisible Backfence, in honor of the former newspaper column.


No Photos

I don't think it's to protect the merchandise. Probably no photos because the carneys don't want their mugshots, oops, pictures available to the police or feds. That, or the owners don't want the copyright violations (did they REALLY license Yosemite Sam's picture for that mudflap?) recorded for later court cases.


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